Shakespearian Insults

Have you ever wanted to feel like your DM was the most famous Bard of all time? Are you a bard who wants to spice up those vicious mockeries? Or do you just generally suck at insults? Then this is supplement for you!

This system-agnostic supplement relies on a d100 (or 3, to be more accurate) in order to allow you to create your very own Shakespearian insults. Simply roll 3d100 and select from the table based on the result of your roll. Or simply pick a phrase from each column that you like. For example Shakespeare points, be sure to preface it with a 'Thou'!